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Good soul filling laughs with beautiful ladies last night made me realize the silent world of living with a man, this beautiful creation of God creates quite confusion without even realizing it. We pick up this human beings pieces. These pieces could include any article of clothing, it could be a trail of wrappers, the empty boxes put back in the freezer, the softener salt bag placed next to softener tank, the floss he left on the counter, the week old socks (odor permeating every inch of the living room), the dirty clothes put back in with the clean and they are rather surprised it's still dirty, bodily substances such as -picking noses, shaving & leaving the tiniest hairsaround multiple bathroom faucets to the shorts with the underwear left in the middle of the floor like the apocalypse occurred to their dishes next to the dishwasher still in fact dirty to towel next to the laundry basket to empty toilet paper roll with full roll placed neatly on top ever so creatively lol! Then this figure loses things that were never lost to begin with ALL THE TIME no joke!!!! Where's my charger? In the basket with the other chargers. Where's my keys? In the tray with the other keys. Where's my shaver? In the bathroom you randomly picked to shave in. Where's my jacket? In the closet with the other jackets. Where's my shoes? In the closet with the other shoes. Mindblowing!!! This might seem like common sense but this has run true for so many years of my life and it still bewilders me and starting to bewilder the kids. Like are these trick questions?!? I don't think we made the progress that I was expecting over 11 years of marriage and 17 years together but I'm still hopeful!
Illness is another source of confusion. God forbid these creatures go to the doctor. Hence last week, you know what- Christians finger is purple and swollen.
I'm assisting with socks and putting on shoes definitely not ok. I gathered this from multiple sources to come to this conclusion but when I got 4 words into my sentence - Ah he confidently says he is fine. Well that fine turned into multiple thumb breaks. They are a rather stubborn bunch of Gods creation. Then brings us to today, over a week now this moaning and groaning has come from this man and he was blowing bright yellow snot - dude I have seen a lot of snot in my day and this was crazy neon yellow. So babe you should go to the doctors nah how about Monday he says. Well no you have time today just go. I insist I can't take this moaning and I'm not going to feel bad if you don't get some help. Literally next sentence, you know what I'm feeling better. What is this fear of the doctors for this species?? It's like looking for their pillow and not checking their bed or looking for a pair of socks but not checking the sock drawer. The doctor is the solution to help with the miserable ailment. Lo and behold, my dear one went to urgent care and returned with a diagnosis- pneumonia, laryngitis, ear infection and sinus infection. I didn't hold back - DUDE!!! I TOLD YOU SO!!!
WE CANT LIVE WITH THEM and MOST CERTAINLY CANT LIVE WITHOUT THEM!! :) 💓
